Community Corner
Community Update
ARCHFIELD, TX - The Ministry of Hats met to quorum today to dicuss the future of hats in America. "The Hat industry is dwindling," Martin Hatterstroff, heir to the Hatisfroff Felt Hat Fortune relayed Tuesday morning, continuing to say, "We need to do something that's gonna make people wear hats all year!" Hat moguls from across the country met the boardroom of the massive St. Clement Hat Factory (Named for the patron saint of felt hat makers) to discuss their options of how to bring America into "A new Age of Hat-Making," a famous hat baron who preferred to be anonymous quoted. The chamber doors were sealed for the length of the week long meeting in which echoes of shouting and the pounding of a gavel could be heard throughout the town.